The Lager Blogger

Whatever you do, don't drink this beer!!!

Little Creatures Brewery, Fremantle, Australia

NEVER DRINK THIS STUFF!!!

I can’t believe I am wasting my time even writing about this terrible stuff.

• Appearance, Straw Medium Clarity

• Poor Head.  The bartender actually shook the glass to give it head before he served it.  That doesn’t say much about the brewery staff.

• Bread Aroma 4/5 intensity, sharp (4/5), Neutral Impression.

• Flavour is corn/chemical with a 3/5 intensity, sharp, overall impression 3/5

• Slick mouthfeel, watery, carbonation 2/5

• Length, 2/5, intensity 3/5 Balance, medium bitter.

• Craftsmanship, 1/5, Freshness 2/5, Personal taste 0/5

This stuff is boring, and gross.  I actually broke my rule, and didn’t drink it.   The chemical taste is all too common in an Australian beer.

This is “piss.”

0/5